The Top 12 Rules of Management

Conference Room Management:-
I know how to be left wonderfully alone with my thoughts. Just a Post-it on the conference room door which says, 'Step right in for New Biz Brainstorming'

Recession Management:-
Will any boss get rid of an employee who says, " Your hair is excellent and your judgment even better." Think about it!

Stress Management:-
Whenever I feel stressed, I sponsor a 10-day stress management retreat for my boss.

Appraisal Management:-
Whenever my boss asks me, "How do you see yourself five year from now?" I promptly say, "Just as smart as you." What do you think my grades would be like?

Time Management:-
There are people I know who don't even have time to attend Time-Management seminars. Haven't they heard of delegations!

Elevator Management:-
A compliment on my life man's 'purple' shirt or a look of approval for his 'red' shoes is all it takes to get me a spacious ride everyday to my office on the 16th floor.

Parking Management:-
There's a board in my car which reads 'No parking.' I use it to reserve my favorite parking spot whenever I'm not there.

Junior Management:-
"C'mon, this is not rocket science." These words are magical. Every time I say them I get the job before time and almost always right the first time.

Email Management:-
I make my job simple. I end all my mails with a note that say, 'Revert in 10 min or we'll consider the work approved.'

Teamwork Management:-
As a team we believe in giving our 100% to the job. Shalini gives her 25%, Rahul gives his 20%, Vinod gives his 25%, Rajesh gives his 30% and I give them a round of applause.

Boss Management:-
I agree with most of what my boss says.Especially, the brief silent parts between the words.

Meeting Management:-
My New Year resolution is to quit drinking coffee. Actually coffee keeps me awake in those boring presentations where I feel like dozing off.

"Good Looking Rascals Secrets of Success"

Make your Friendship Day Special

I want to give a you a tip to make your friendship day special. As you know that, this is the time of recession . Good jobs are in demand. But we cannot provide a job to our friends..... but we can just provide a good way to find a great job. And we can make this friendship day very special for our friends.

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Young and hot marketing tools

In the world lots of thing are changed or going to be change. Before three month lots of companies started marketing with social site but now it will going to be change, not totally but little bit. A new effective concept coming in global advertising market. It is latest marketing boom in global market. Use of mobile advertising and mobile media.
Over more then 2 billions mobile phones are available in the world comparison to 850 million Computers. Mobile marketing is great tools in the world for marketers. It's built up a personal relationship with customer, by relevant and smart offers. Mobile is young, new, and hot marketing tools.

Real estate marketing and twitter

One new tools for Real estate marketing people and custmor, that is twitter. If you are using twitter i think you have seen lots of real estate service provider, real estate agents and custmors are playing around twitter. Now twitter is becoming a big marketing tool.
Even twitter is not only for Real estate marketing. Twitter is for all kind of marketing person. Twitter is not only single site for marketing people there is lots of social site are available for marketing.
Marketor is not only smart, custmor is also using lots of social site for his benifit. Custmor are suing social sites for best choice they are finding there who is providing bettor choice. Twitter is the best way to come on google search. Lots of sites are using twitter for becoming popular by just filling a simple question "What are you doing".
The best thing is that Twitter make it easy to search of a particular keyword which makes that job even easier. Increasing network on twitter is very simple by just one click.
I am also a twitter player, take a look where I am on twitter. vikashnsingh

Like to buy your tomb space in Indian city!

The booming Indian real estate industry is playing big-big deal. It's a good sign for real estate dealer, but if your dream is make your tomb at prime location in Indian city. Forget about your dream because the real estate price of your dream location is very high. Mumbai is top on the chart after Mumbai, Delhi and NCR come on list. Land's available at Mumbai and NCR is very high cost, Noida land at Rs 130,207 per sq mt. and Mumbai at Rs 504,000 per sq mt. All price is belong form prime location of city, Noida and Bandra Kurla Complex (BKC) at Mumbai. If you can afford to buy land for your tomb in Indian prime location means you are eligible to make your tomb at prime location of Indian city.
Means you are going to play bad deal because moon land cost is cheaper then Indian land cost. So why are you not book your tomb land on moon.