The Top 12 Rules of Management
Conference Room Management:- I know how to be left wonderfully alone with my thoughts. Just a Post-it on the conference room door which says, 'Step right in for New Biz Brainstorming' Recession Management:- Will any boss get rid of an employee who says, " Your hair is excellent and your judgment even better." Think about it! Stress Management:- Whenever I feel stressed, I sponsor a 10-day stress management retreat for my boss. Appraisal Management:- Whenever my boss asks me, "How do you see yourself five year from now?" I promptly say, "Just as smart as you." What do you think my grades would be like? Time Management:- There are people I know who don't even have time to attend Time-Management seminars. Haven't they heard of delegations! Elevator Management:- A compliment on my life man's 'purple' shirt or a look of approval for his 'red' shoes is all it takes to get me a spacious ride everyday to my office on the 16th fl...